When Margo was getting ready to go out, I noticed a small glass vial. Since it was abnormally small and nondescript, I inquired about its contents. “It’s perfume,” she answered. “I’ve never seen a bottle of perfume with these characteristics,” I thought to myself.
After much thought, I concluded the vial likely contains Gypsy tears which are believed to provide protection from Mexicans. Or it really could just be perfume.